Those American Girls❤♥

OMG lovers! An amazing thing Deb & I have like ditscovared sinse becoming intrenationel twitter suparstars is that its a lot eziar 2 get a intarvu with a famus dude aftar he’s ded & stuff & evrything Yay!
Deb & I hav becom like MASTER GHOST HUNTARS yo!
But tha ghosts alwheys like Deb bettar so thats Y I like left her home during tha like Davy Jones ghost hunt LOL.

Umm, wat was I saying?

Oh yah— Richerd Nixon.

So umm we went 2 Richerd Nixon’s birthplase home, witch is kinda neer wear Doobie MacDonald lives, also Jeff Floro— COINSADENSE?

Umm, oh yah & so we like ghost hunted Richerd Nixon & he agread 2B intarvued via Instent Messanger on his old compunior so hear is tha like trainsript of that intervu Yay!

ALICIA AMERICAN:
OMG Deb, look! It’s a like celebraty politicalician ghost, yo!

DEBBIE AMERICAN:
OMG Mayer Giuliani! I didnt know U wer ded Hooray!

ALICIA:
No, no, Deb! That’s not tha Mayer, that’s tha PREZADENT!

DEBBIE:
OMG Prezadent Giuliani! I didnt know U wer ded Hooray!

RICHARD NIXON’S GHOST:
Charming, just charming. I’m sorry, did you ask a question, honey?

ALICIA:
OMG Mistar Prezadent Nixon OMG! U wer like tha only Prez that like hunged out with ELVIS yo!
R U like back 2 hanging with him in tha like AFTARLIFE & stuff & evrything?

NIXON:
Elvis? Oh, he’s not actually dead yet, dear.

DEBBIE:
I KNEW IT!! Now axk him about Paul McCartney!

ALICIA:
I will NOT axk Prezadent Nixon if Paul McCartney is dead, Deb, now just chill, yo!

NIXON:
Before this conversation progresses any further, I would like to take a moment to apologize for creating the job-killing EPA. I was trying to get the hippies to love me, I’m truly sorry.

DEBBIE:
OMG Republicrats from ur time sure R different from REEL republicrats!

NIXON:
Really? How so?

DEBBIE:
LOL cuz reel republicrats dont APOGALIZE yo OMG!!!

ALICIA:
LOL!

DEBBIE:
I know rite? LOL!

NIXON:
Hey how come Debbie didn’t wear a miniskirt to meet me like she did when she met the ghost of Fiorello LaGuardia? I’m a MUCH more important ghost than he is, you know!

ALICIA:
Oh Deb’s become munch munch more conversative sinse than yo!

DEBBIE:
Yeah! “Modest is Hottest” yo! Badass!

ALICIA:
Yah we wer like kidz than but we R like saphistic8ed Christien L8Ys now & stuff or watevar!

NIXON:
I’m as modest as the next ghost! Good Heavens, there’s nothing immodest about a miniskirt!

DEBBIE:
Well, I dress tha way our FANS want me to dress cuz I’m a REBEL yo!

NIXON:
If your fans wanted you to wear a “Kick Me” sign, would you do it?

DEBBIE:
Wat color?

ALICIA:
Excuze me, sir, I hav a like QUESTIEN & stuff or watevar.
All Prezadents hav niknames, like “The Gipper” or “Honist Abe.”
Ur nikname, “Triky Dicky” was givan 2 U by Jon Lennon of tha Beetles OMG!

DEBBIE:
OMG!

NIXON:
I know, I’m still pissed at him for that!
Me & Jackie Gleason gave his ghost a wedgie the other week by way of getting even, heh heh heh.

DEBBIE:
LOL! How did he react, yo?

NIXON:
The sunuvabitch was too stoned to notice.
He’d been shacking up with Jayne Mansfield until she kicked him out for cheating on her!

DEBBIE:
Sigh! OMG I luv rok stars OMG SIGH OF LUV YO!!

ALICIA:
Now, u like lived until tha 90s, rite?

NIXON:
Yeah I outlasted that Kurt Cobain character by a few days, I was giving him a hard time about it over golf the other day LOL!

ALICIA:
Kurt Cobain plays GOLF in tha AFTARLIFE??

NIXON:
He HAS to! As punishment!

ALICIA:
For wat? All that shotgun bizniss?

NIXON:
What? Oh hell no— for making Courtney Love famous!

DEBBIE:
Well, that;s fair!

ALICIA:
Mistar Prezadent, u’ve like davelupped such a wikid sence of humar sinse u dyed yo!

NIXON:
Yeah well I figure I’ve got nothing to lose at this point.

ALICIA:
Is there anything at all left for you to look forward to?

NIXON:
Hells yeah! I can’t wait for Jimmy Carter to kick the bucket so I can stop being the worst President in the afterlife!

DEBBIE:
Oh no!!! Ur not tha WORST LOL!!!

ALICIA:
No whey R u tha wurst, sillykins!!!

NIXON:
Really? Who’s worse?

ALICIA:
Umm… so hears my next question, yo!

NIXON:
Sock it to me!

ALICIA:
1 of our frends was tellin us that 2 ralax, u like 2 bake pastries yo!

DEBBIE:
Yeah! Is that true?

NIXON:
Dears, I want to make one thing perfectly clear—
I am NOT a cook!

ALICIA:
OMG didn’t thay uze that joke alreddy on like Futurama?

NIXON:
The Hell should I know?
Do I look like Henny Youngman?

DEBBIE:
Who’s she?

ALICIA:
I think she’s like that little chikin cartune charactar on tha teevee yo!

DEBBIE:
Oh rite I knew that! I luv her, shes badass yo!
Ohmygod Lee LOOK! A birdy!

ALICIA:
Yes, Deb. Well, thanks SO MUCH Mistar Prezadent OMG!

DEBBIE:
Lee, Lee LOOKIT LOOKIT LOOKIT!
It’s a birdy on tha grass OMG its SO PRITTY OMG!!

ALICIA:
Yes, Deb, it’s a freeking BIRD, all rite?!
I’m like TRYINA intarvu tha Prez— oh crapola Deb, u like scaird his ghost awhey OMG BOOO!

DEBBIE:
God Bless Us Every One The End Hooray!